Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 27, 2015

Duck looks cute in a sailor’s cap.

got another bathroom, Pig?

Is Duck comparing guns in the bathroom?

Life in Pig’s house can be a real crap-shoot.

As the cartoonist, all Stef has to do is re-draw the strip and, ergo, he has an empty john.

I’d say LGD has the superior firepower, right?

If it is for number one, you can use the sink, Stephan.

Yup, starting to remind me of when he started living in Rat and Pig’s sofa and planned to attack by biting folks on the back side.

And I believe that’s a 5" gun. Or as close as Pastis would probably get to drawing one. Certainly not a 16" gun and I doubt it’s a 3" or 4". Although the Mark 22 3"/50 was used on US warships from ’46 to ’90 so Pastis might have seen one on a museum ship, but I kinda doubt it.

Now that’s intimidating. LGD has rapidly fortified his operational base, and switched from his helmet to a jaunty sailor’s cap. Anyway, maybe Cartoon Boy can go next door and use Neighbor Bob’s bathroom. Or just go out back and water the plants….

Go outside behind a bush.

Just go to Bob or Larry Croc’s house !

Gun? Looks like a telescope to me. Back to the drawing board Pastis.

LGD just wants to shoot the…….

LMAO!

i didn’t realize till now that guard duck was such a size queen. compensating much?

I’m suspecting a multi-day buildup to a classic* pun.

More like “I think it’s too late…”!

It telescopes? Just a bit egotistical. Do you want a tip? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtQ0qvNBftw

If he’s “manning” a gun, he really should be wearing a helmet.

He lost the urge. Terror can do that—or make the urge irresistible. Can go either way.

YOU… SHALL NOT P*SS!

Sorry, Stephan.

xxx

You’ve to know when to hold; know when to fold; know when to walk away; know when to RUN!

This reminds me of a similar one where Pig wants to use Goat or Zebra’s restroom, and a Croc pops out of the toilet. Pig then says, “I can hold it.” Full circle!

He’s in the Navy now! Check his hat.