Monty by Jim Meddick for October 27, 2015
Transcript:
Boss, some of our animated zombie hands aren't working... Two fingers move... But two are stuck together so it looks like it's making a peace sign... Um... Pull em out... Mark em down and we'll sell em as hippie zombie hands... Good idea, boss. Hi. How can I help you? My daughter wants a tiara to go with... Hey boss! What about these zombie hands with the middle finger stuck out? Move those to the adult section...
Eric Salinas Premium Member about 9 years ago
The girl has never seen the middle finger? Boy is that child sheltered!
Sisyphos about 9 years ago
’Tis a good thing the shop has an Adult Section! Probably where the spicier costumes and props are displayed….
Claire Jordan about 9 years ago
Here in Britain it’s the two-fingered salute you’d have to worry about – that ain’t no peace sign.
Gorn457 about 9 years ago
The local Halloween shops in our area could use an adult section for some of the employees. Am pretty sure that all you need for employment is a pulse since you only get to work for about 90 days. Some of the costumes worn by the employees of both genders is pretty risqué.
NeedaChuckle Premium Member about 9 years ago
When I was a kid on the road with my parents, I was giving the driver behind us the finger. My mother didn’t know what that meant! I said it was a greeting, so she did it too! LMFAO!!!!
steverinoCT about 9 years ago
Monty doesn’t show much initiative, does he? The boss has to make all the petty decisions.
Kip W about 9 years ago
Be sure and keep the pointing ones far away from the OK sign ones.
Starman1948 about 9 years ago
Good morning my friends.-—————@whitehound and Pacopuddy: I agree.-—————@NeedaChuckle: That’s a funny story.-—————-God bless you all.
mackenzie0158 about 9 years ago
The usual case is that only the parents think their little darlings are sweet and innocent, and need protecting.
ulomz about 9 years ago
I guessed the punchline before I got to the last panel. Predictable that hand – stuck fingers .. would lead to the typical ‘sign’ for something unsavory…