Basic Instructions by Scott Meyer for October 19, 2015

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    Plods with ...™  about 9 years ago

    For a freakin’ steak?? Yep. He can pay.

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    efluffy  about 9 years ago

    The steak probably wasn’t half of that. It’s those 3 tiny expensive martinis that jacked up the bill. I enjoy my martinis at home sooooo much more.

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    Retired Dude  about 9 years ago

    Just be glad it wasn’t 18-year old Macallan.

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    PoodleGroomer  about 9 years ago

    If he has had 3 martinis, you could order him an Everclear martini and then bill him for your time being with him. He would’t even notice.

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    Jeff0811  about 9 years ago

    Ii vote for option 3. I would be willing to bet his tip at Taco Bell was along the lines of “extra tomato”. I was going to say “Get a real job”, but coming from a comedian, probably wouldn’t fly.

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