Sir, did you or did you not say you wanted to buy a pair of pants?! Checkout
What if you wanted to buy two keets?
I’ve always wondered about that also.
I have seen people in britches so tight, that it must be the reason why they call them “pants”. Cause and effect.
No. Would you care to square dance?
Yes—why are pants plural and panties too—but bra is singular?
While you’re at it, give me a pair of scissors and a pair of pliers and a pair of eyeglasses also.
“Okay, but I would think I also implied that I want them in identical sizes.”
Growing up (physically, I never grew up mentally) my dad, being a Marine always told us to refer to them as trousers, Because only women and sailors wore pants.
1 pant is good for me.
No, no. He wants a pear of pants… to fit his figure.
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Dave Whamond
April 10, 2015
May 31, 2017
PICTO about 9 years ago
What if you wanted to buy two keets?
welsh1 about 9 years ago
I’ve always wondered about that also.
whiteheron about 9 years ago
I have seen people in britches so tight, that it must be the reason why they call them “pants”. Cause and effect.
Zen-of-Zinfandel about 9 years ago
No. Would you care to square dance?
bmonk about 9 years ago
Yes—why are pants plural and panties too—but bra is singular?
paulcfx about 9 years ago
While you’re at it, give me a pair of scissors and a pair of pliers and a pair of eyeglasses also.
Boots at the Boar Premium Member about 9 years ago
“Okay, but I would think I also implied that I want them in identical sizes.”
whiteheron about 9 years ago
Growing up (physically, I never grew up mentally) my dad, being a Marine always told us to refer to them as trousers, Because only women and sailors wore pants.
Mike H about 9 years ago
1 pant is good for me.
gammaguy about 9 years ago
No, no. He wants a pear of pants… to fit his figure.