Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for October 27, 2015
October 26, 2015
October 28, 2015
Transcript:
Rip Haywire: Fiji Jones, I'm takin you in ofr the murder of Molly! Man: You think I stayed at the top of the piarate heap all these years... Because I wasn't the meanest pirate in the room!? Rip Haywire: Definitely the stinkiest... Seriously, your smell is worse than the pain in my back. Man: I shower once a year like everybody else!
dimndno about 9 years ago
I shower once a year whether I need or not!
Phatts about 9 years ago
Every February 29th, like clockwork
Chithing Premium Member about 9 years ago
A yearly shower: it’s part of the pirate’s code. Well, more like a set of guidelines, really.
SkyFisher about 9 years ago
Har! I be to busy orderin’ deck rats into the rigin’ during squalls to break out the soap!
Wichita10 about 9 years ago
That’s where the “Arr” comes from. Standing under a shower when the hot water runs out. Check it out. It’s in the handbook.
imbaldeagle about 9 years ago
Well, at least there must be SOME attraction to reduced washing. From the history of Napoleon Bonaparte: “Napoleon bombarded Joséphine with letters, and soon she was his lover. ‘Your image gives me no rest,’ he wrote, offering her a thousand kisses. He never said ‘Not tonight, Joséphine’, the phrase we most associate with them. In reality, he was always desperate for her body. ‘I am coming home,’ he once wrote to her. ‘Don’t wash.’”
Dragoncat about 9 years ago
It’s a “once in a blue moon” thing. Oh look! It’s a blue moon (Panel six). KA-BATH TIME!!!