Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for July 09, 2010
July 08, 2010
July 10, 2010
Transcript:
tyr: who in the world--?? ox: I am otto ox, the mascot for oxhead meats!! now beat it, or i'll carve you into lean, juicy fillets bursting with flavor! oxhead flavor!! tyr: hold on..you're an ox and a butcher? ox: hey, in this economy, you take what you can get...
ksoskins almost 14 years ago
Why are you surprised that Otto is both an ox and a butcher, Tyr. You’re a heroic warrior and a numbskull at the same time.
zero almost 14 years ago
Ox me no questions, I’ll tell you no lies
Jml58 almost 14 years ago
it was swinging the ax, or getting it.
mrsullenbeauty almost 14 years ago
Seems like an oxymoron.
fritzoid Premium Member almost 14 years ago
In the novel “The Minotaur Takes a Cigarette Break”, the Minotaur wound up working in a steak house down in the American South. He carves and serves the prime rib off the trolley, in the dining room. His bull’s head is an effective marketing device.
(Good book; rather Gaimanesque. The Minotaur’s backstory is that he struck a deal with Theseus, to get them both safely out of the labyrinth, 3000 years or so ago. Since he’s immortal, he’s been wandering around ever since, picking up restaurant work where he can get it. He’d always been good with knives, and in three millennia he’s realized that, if you can cook, you can ALWAYS find a job.)
Dapperdan61 Premium Member almost 14 years ago
I’m hungry now
freeholder1 almost 14 years ago
And his girl friend is a real “Oxy Lady” (Jimi can only turn over in his grave so many times.)
bossyheifer almost 14 years ago
GO MEAT!
fritzoid Premium Member almost 14 years ago
Neil? I though his first name was Fred…
Coyoty Premium Member almost 14 years ago
He’s such a bore.