FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for November 23, 2015

Well, Roger did say two words: 1) um, and 2) seconds.

What is this world coming to?He beat Peter to seconds?

I’d say “Peter, take that hat off or you’re eating cold oatmeal in the back yard.”

A prayer to be used by ones who prefer an economy of words:

Good mealGood meatGood GodLet’s eat.

I go to a friend’s and he make a big deal of saying grace. Rest of the year he hates everyone.

And now I see where Peter got it from!

What is more worse when food is ready and warm to eat the one saying grace too long winded food gets cold.Wow dad is fast must be hungry.

Praise the LordPass the sause

But wait a minute, we are talking about Andy’s cooking, right? In that case the prayer should be a thanks to the makers of Pepto-Bismol!

I understand taking your hat off to say grace, but fail to see what’s wrong with wearing it during the rest of the meal.