Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for November 16, 2015
Transcript:
Ernesto: Ah, Peter! It's been awhile. Petey: Hi, um, Ernesto. Ernesto: I'm practicing the newest form of self defense- PINCHBOXING! Petey: Pinch- what huh? Ernesto: PINCHBOXING. It's an ancient and honorable martial art! Petey: You said it's new! Ernesto: Don't quibble with me when I'm in Pinchboxing mode! I could lose control and do some real damage.
Templo S.U.D. about 9 years ago
What an odd “imaginary” acquaintance Ernesto is to Petey.
Sisyphos about 9 years ago
But of course, Ernesto! The ancient and honorable martial art of pinchboxing belongs right up there with bartitsu (recently in the news). I do admit, however, your white keikogi made me think at first that you were practicing air fencing….
cornfed about 9 years ago
If this were a cartoon I’d imagine Ernesto sounding exactly like Martin Prince!!
pumaman about 9 years ago
You pinch, I’ll punch. We’ll see how that goes for you.
I Go Pogo about 9 years ago
Lets see who can punch the softest…you go first.
ChessPirate about 9 years ago
“I’m crushing your head! I’m crushing, crushing, crushing your head!”
lazygrazer about 9 years ago
Cooks make great pinch fighters.
NWdryad about 9 years ago
Dude, pinching hurts. Just ask my 7-year old self.
erin.adamic Premium Member about 9 years ago
The real question: if your imaginary friend ‘pinchboxes’ you, do you feel pain??
JP Steve Premium Member about 9 years ago
Just ask Mister Spock!
taai gik sifu about 9 years ago
Ernesto reminds me of John Hodgman…