Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for November 13, 2015

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    Linux0s  almost 9 years ago

    Too late, he’s breadcrumbs.

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    jsab0  almost 9 years ago

    He’s about to be pillsburied alive.

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    blunebottle  almost 9 years ago

    When he realizes his mistake, he’ll say: “D’oh!”

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    orinoco womble  almost 9 years ago

    He’s gonna rise to the occasion.

    How much dough did he get for this movie?

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    jreckard  almost 9 years ago

    Are they eating poppin’ fresh corn?

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    whiteheron  almost 9 years ago

    The movie is really a comedy. In the end, he gets tickled.Well, not in the end, then it would be a goose, not a turkey.

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    Tigdi  almost 9 years ago

    Come on, folks, we knead to be serious because things are going to get toasty. Let’s get bready to crumble.

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    waltermgm  almost 9 years ago

    I really get a rise from all these comments.

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    bobbyferrell  almost 9 years ago

    Oh, pun the door. I’m leaving.

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    Perkycat  almost 9 years ago

    I’m stuffed with all these puns and funny comments. Good laughs!

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    neverenoughgold  almost 9 years ago

    Better than spending time in the microwave…

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    Thomas & Tifffany Connolly  almost 9 years ago

    Oh, man! He’s toast!

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    bmonk  almost 9 years ago

    I’m thinking it’s because he’s feeling stuffed.

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    neverenoughgold  almost 9 years ago

    Que Dieu bénisse nos amis et nos voisins français comme ils travaillent leur chemin à travers la tragédie qui se déroule à Paris…

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    Talk about a celebrity roast …………!

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