Basic Instructions by Scott Meyer for July 01, 2010

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    ksoskins  over 14 years ago

    Never gonna fall for Modern Love walks beside me Modern Love walks on by Modern Love gets me to the Church on Time Church on Time terrifies me Church on Time makes me party Church on Time puts my trust in God and Man God and Man no confessions God and Man no religion God and Man don’t believe in Modern Love

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    mrsullenbeauty  over 14 years ago

    If they just manage to keep massive amounts of booze flowing through their bodies, I think those kids have a chance.

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    lewisbower  over 14 years ago

    I didn’t know whether to go to my wedding or to the track where Busted Hooves was running in the second. That nag came in at 16-3. Never regretted my decision.Vows? I vow to stay as long as these roses.

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    BuzzDog  over 14 years ago

    Master Blaster may run Bartertown, but all we want is life beyon-ond the Thunderdome.

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    Ray_C  over 14 years ago

    My vows weren’t bad. It was the post-wedding interpretation that stung. Anyway, this is an excellent parody of something that truly deserves to be parodied. Nice job.

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    lazygrazer  over 14 years ago

    LOL!—very funny stuff.

    ~I like the way Jesus addresses people making vows, oaths, pledges and promises. He say’s, “Don’t do it. Just say yes or no….anything else is BS.”

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    MisngNOLA  over 14 years ago

    I hear the CEO of ATT got married over the weekend. The wedding was nice, but I’m told the reception was awful.

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    cmusicfan2000  over 11 years ago

    I think its sad that people see marriage as eventually ending in divorce (not that that’s what scott necessarily thinks). Love is a choice, not an emotion. you can choose to love someone even when you don’t like them right then.

    @grazerThat’s not what He said. He said to let your “yes” be yes and your “no” no. He was talking about people who swear by things all of the time and don’t keep their oath, not wedding vows. If he had meant “don’t make promises”, Jesus would never have made the promises that He made to His disciples.

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