Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for November 14, 2015

Tony and (I’m stumped here) BevNeither, I like cats and granddoggie.

It makes perfect sense.

Bev. … great granpaw?

Apes or monkeys?

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Apes of course. You can’t make a monkey of me….but I love the Monkees.

@Tony RubinoNeither, thank you.

DROOB is back! Yay!

We have a common ancestor, but we’re more like cousins. Over 90% of our DNA is identical, but the common ancestor is extinct., like a couple of epochs ago.

Following the same logic, if Protestants came from Catholics, why are there still Catholics?

Once spent an unexpectedly interesting afternoon at the Monkey Jungle in Miami. But they let me out again.

I was caught monkeying around with apes, so I aped a monkey and escaped.

Based on the NY Times this morning, the Paris death toll is 127 victims, with 300 others hospitalized, 80 of them in critical condition.

Paris Attacks Were an ‘Act of War’ by ISIS, Hollande Says…

We have a common ancestor, but we’re from a different branch. We all have the same roots but evolved on different branches,

the odder thing is… almost every other genus has more than one species, but human only exists currently in one

I don’t wish either apes or monkeys ill, and sometimes they can be cute, they certainly make good parents, but I choose neither. Of course, I would take them both over human mimes or clowns.

We may all come from the same tree, but apes and monkeys are from a different branch.

I mean somebody in DC who says he is in charge recently said we don’t need to worry about ISIS because we have them pretty well contained…

After the planet of the apes movies, I choose dolphins. They are smart and when was the last time you heard about an undersea war between dolphins and whales?

Yeah, they are contained, says the idiot! Does he EVER stick his head OUT THE WINDOW??

Good to see someone give that oldest of creationist canards the ridicule it deserves.