Eno: I've got a joke for you. This cat walks into a bar...
Fang: Bwa-HaHaHaHa
Eno: That wasn't the punch line.
Fang: Did he get hurt when he walked into it?!
A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman are sitting in a bar in New York reminiscing about home.
“Back in me pub in Glasgow,” brags the Scotsman, “fer every four pints of stout I order, they give me one fer free!”
“In me pub in London,” says the Englishman,“I pay fer two pint’s o’ Guiness and they give me a third one free!”
“That’s nuthin’” says the Irishman, “Im my pub back in Dublin, you walk up to the bar, they give the first pint fer free, the second pint fer free, the third pint fer free, and then they take you upstairs and you have sex for FREE!”
“Is that true?” asks the Scotsman. “Has that really happened to you?”
“Well, no,” says the Irishman, “but it happens to me sister all the time!”
pearlsbs about 9 years ago
A man walks into a bar. “OUCH!,” he said.
Tawanda about 9 years ago
groan – lol
Retired Dude about 9 years ago
Looks like the bar was set pretty low for that one.
Flash Gordon about 9 years ago
“There are no jokes. Nothing is funny.” (typical far right censor)
jtviper7 about 9 years ago
And it’s a good thing the cat had 8 more lives…
neverenoughgold about 9 years ago
That Darn Cat again…
daleandkristen about 9 years ago
Fang is schlooooshed!
Marathon Zack about 9 years ago
neverenoughgold about 9 years ago
A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman are sitting in a bar in New York reminiscing about home.
“Back in me pub in Glasgow,” brags the Scotsman, “fer every four pints of stout I order, they give me one fer free!”
“In me pub in London,” says the Englishman,“I pay fer two pint’s o’ Guiness and they give me a third one free!”
“That’s nuthin’” says the Irishman, “Im my pub back in Dublin, you walk up to the bar, they give the first pint fer free, the second pint fer free, the third pint fer free, and then they take you upstairs and you have sex for FREE!”
“Is that true?” asks the Scotsman. “Has that really happened to you?”
“Well, no,” says the Irishman, “but it happens to me sister all the time!”
Timothy Adams Premium Member about 9 years ago
Reminds me of the joke about my uncle the magician.Drove down the street and turned into a driveway.