Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for December 10, 2015

And a book.

Calvin’s hoping to cover all bases.

Wouldn’t the bad Santa take bad children’s toys and replace them with something else – like lumps of coal.

Bad Santa will give a kid candy made with too much xylitol.

Bad Santa gives the toy that every kid is dying to have…with essential parts and instructions missing.

Under wear sounds wonderful: then I wouldn’t have to go shopping…

That’s what you’ll get, Calvin – but as a bad boy!

Wasn’t Billy Bob Thornton “Bad Santa”?

yeah, he does exist. he looks just like good santa. he writes great books and makes you fall in love with amazing characters and kills them off brutally. his name is george r r martin.

Lawn Darts…

Well, Bad Santa would be better than Krampus, so… be careful Calvin.

When you stop believing in Santa, you get underpants, not trains.

Over here Sinterklaas is the good santa bringing toys on the 6th of december and Kerstman is the bad santa bringing underwear and stuff for school on christmas. (being good or bad)

There is a being called Krampus in German mythology that would punish naughty children while Saint Nicholas would reward them. So, evil Santa. Except I think Krampus might eat the children, I am not sure.

Krampus?

I bet Calvin wishes there was. Lol

I always thought Santa WAS evil. If you think about it, he’s kind of creepy, spying on people all the time, and he’s unrelenting, always focused on our failings, which we have plenty of.

Or one of those alternate universes Star Trek was always exploiting…

Keep looking for that loophole Calvin

Of course, it’s possible…

Check out the Calvin and Hobbes tribute in “Reality Check” today!

Yep that’s always been Calvin’s point of view.

I only got 2 presents last year from my cousin. It was a tub of “Celebrations” and Lynx Deodorant and Shower Gel.

xxx

Evil Santa brings you dress socks when you dont have any dress shoes

Perhaps some bad people would be astonished when they get gifts and it would change their minds! Certainly not all, but perhaps some. It would help, when some could be changed!!

There’s the military. They could be an example.

Everyone needs to watch the Futurama “XMAS Story” episode (4th episode, 2nd season) with Robot Santa to understand true Xmas evil …

Yeah, socks and underwear for the GOOD kids! Not to mention, the so-called “healthy foods” (such as broccoli, spinach, Swiss chard, etc.!). Ewww!

a NECKTIE!

We celebrate the fact, not the date. The Queen of England has two birthdays, one biological and one “official.” Surely Jesus deserves as much.

And you don’t know anyone who has lost track of their actual birthday, and so just chose a day?

I SEE WHAT UR TRYING TO DO CALVIN…