Oh, but we’re not supposed to pronounce it “YerANUS” any more. Astronomers have determined the correct pronunciation is “URINEus.” As if that’s any better…
By the way, “John Carter” wasn’t just a bomb; it was the biggest bomb in movie history, losing even more money than the previous record holder, “Cutthroat Island.”
Disney’s kicking themselves now. “If only John Carter had grown potatoes in his own excrement instead of battling alien sky cruisers and romancing a princess!”
Packratjohn Premium Member about 9 years ago
Punch line: something, something, something, Klingons, something.
NeedaChuckle Premium Member about 9 years ago
Old joke, still hilarious. No, I’ll never grow up!
puddleglum1066 about 9 years ago
Oh, but we’re not supposed to pronounce it “YerANUS” any more. Astronomers have determined the correct pronunciation is “URINEus.” As if that’s any better…
By the way, “John Carter” wasn’t just a bomb; it was the biggest bomb in movie history, losing even more money than the previous record holder, “Cutthroat Island.”
dougsathome about 9 years ago
Most people mooned “John Carter”. But for a bigger flopperoo, how about making “Jar Jar Binks on Mars”?
jpozenel about 9 years ago
Disney’s first X-rated movie?
lunchmas almost 9 years ago
Disney’s kicking themselves now. “If only John Carter had grown potatoes in his own excrement instead of battling alien sky cruisers and romancing a princess!”