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Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for December 27, 2015
December 26, 2015
December 28, 2015
Transcript:
Man: Sir....you're going to have to remove your belt. Man 2: Sorry. I usually fly sleigh..I'm going to miss my flight to Boca, am I? Man: sir, is that your sack?
Yes, sir, our X-ray machine is having a bit of trouble with your sack. We’ll have to ask you to go back in line, take out the items one at a time and put them separately in the bins provided
Today’s Amtrak will take everything you can carry and drag. They just tell you not to bring a gun. No hassle, and a more pleasant ride than being crammed into an aluminum cylinder.
Them thar" Johnny on the spot"TSA boys don’t miss a thang.They know a terrorist by sight and smell.The pine cone scent gave the big fellow away.10 years in jail,throw away the key
Farside99 about 9 years ago
Yes, sir, our X-ray machine is having a bit of trouble with your sack. We’ll have to ask you to go back in line, take out the items one at a time and put them separately in the bins provided
She Mc about 9 years ago
Fly sleigh Santa, its faster!!!
ms-ss about 9 years ago
Today’s Amtrak will take everything you can carry and drag. They just tell you not to bring a gun. No hassle, and a more pleasant ride than being crammed into an aluminum cylinder.
grossvatter about 9 years ago
Them thar" Johnny on the spot"TSA boys don’t miss a thang.They know a terrorist by sight and smell.The pine cone scent gave the big fellow away.10 years in jail,throw away the key
neverenoughgold about 9 years ago
TSA, a piece of crap with a 96% failure rate as they suck up billions of tax dollars…
K M about 9 years ago
“Did you pack this bag yourself, sir?”I’m guessing not: Elves, you know. Now there’s gonna be trouble at the gate.