Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for December 18, 2015

Slurm.

From freshly squeezed shoggoths.

This is the sort of gag that would happen in Scary Gary

Seems like, coming from a living source, they’d still be natural. Weird and frightening, maybe, but natural.

Splurm would be natural.

Tomorrow, please explain inorganic foods.

I came to point out the Futurama reference, but I see several people have already beaten me to it. Great minds must think alike. ;)

Glurk

Oobleck?

Leopold from “Scary Gary” is somehow involved in this.

That’s still natural.

I’ve always wondered what ‘natural flavours’ are. Either way, I guess they’ve got to be better than the ‘artificial flavours’ that figure prominently on so many ingredient lists these days. The most important rule I follow in my diet is the shorter the list of ingredients, the better.

A lot of people don’t realize it, but imitation vanilla is a weak imitation of real vanilla. If you’re use to the imitation vanilla the real vanilla tastes strange, but if you’re use to the real vanilla the imitation tastes blah!

Yes, because everything natural is good for you! Like oleander, or pyrethrin.