Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for December 02, 2015

Oh, yeah, this’ll work great…

Happy to learn about a new talent with Rodney. Albeit somewhat harmful to his health…

What could possibly go wrong?

Anachronism Alert!The King, err The Fink, should be holding a crossbow, not a gun!

pretty clear to me that Fink [ Parker/Hart] have never actually held a rifle.

They must be French Hens.

Does anybody remember in Home Alone where one burglar had a rat in his pants and the other one said “Don’t move!” Well, if someone was about to whack my youknowwhat with a crowbar or shoot me, I would MOVE!

Isn’t that an assault blunderbuss that kingy is holding?

The Age of Chivalry and the tyranny of Kings and the Nobility began to unravel when the first Duke or Earl or King handed his peasants muskets and ordered them to attack the neighboring Duke or Earl or King. The peasant soon realized that he was more powerful than a knight on horseback, or a Duke or Earl or King.

Explains that Cheney incident…

Finally, an excuse for plastic surgery!

This won’t hurt a bit…

Looks like arquebus with mount for wagon use

I wouldn’t trust the FINK with any weapon any time or place.

Someone forgot to tell the Fink King that a Good Hunter doesn’t shoot at a Sitting Duck..Or a Perching one either.