When I was a kid we had a pet squirrel. She lived outside, but would come down and sit on our shoulders to be fed. One Christmas, I walked into the house with her perched on my shoulder. BIG mistake. She took one look at the 8’ Christmas tree and launched from my shoulder to the top of the tree….which immediately toppled over. As it began to fall she jumpet to the top of the drapes, bringing them down, rod and all. At this point my dog spotted her and took off after her through the house, with me in pursuit. Needless to say, she was banned from the house from then on.
bjy1293 Premium Member almost 9 years ago
This could get real interesting real quick ; )
Richard Howland-Bolton Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Ugh!!I once did a radio piece on the horrors that could ensue:
http://howlandbolton.com/essays/read_more.php?sid=406
Dkram almost 9 years ago
Said the pesky vermin..\\//_
Lomax9er7 almost 9 years ago
Things are about to get squirrely.
NeedaChuckle Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Christmas Vacation. When the squirrel jumps on Luis Dreyfuss then the dog, funniest damned thing ever.
sbwertz almost 9 years ago
When I was a kid we had a pet squirrel. She lived outside, but would come down and sit on our shoulders to be fed. One Christmas, I walked into the house with her perched on my shoulder. BIG mistake. She took one look at the 8’ Christmas tree and launched from my shoulder to the top of the tree….which immediately toppled over. As it began to fall she jumpet to the top of the drapes, bringing them down, rod and all. At this point my dog spotted her and took off after her through the house, with me in pursuit. Needless to say, she was banned from the house from then on.
cubswin2016 almost 9 years ago
I think the squirrel’s feelings are about to be hurt.
Dirty Dragon almost 9 years ago
A half-crazed, Mississippi squirrel??
Doctor11 almost 9 years ago
Uh oh…
whiteaj almost 9 years ago
…is squirrel in or out?
ShadowBeast Premium Member almost 9 years ago
I had come home one day to find a squirrel in the house.I wouldn’t had noticed it if the cat hadn’t found it.
Thomas & Tifffany Connolly almost 9 years ago
Let the panic begin!
Argythree almost 9 years ago
I wonder what a squirrel considers to be ‘pesky vermin’?