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Garfield: Ah, summer nights... The smell of the neighborhood barbecues...
*slap slap slap slap slap slap*
Garfield: And the sound of Jon flailing at mosquitos.
*slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap*
Jon: I'M BEING EATEN ALIVE!!
Mosquitis, the fear of being bitten/stung by a bug.
It makes you see bugs that arenāt there and you slap just to slap. Itās gonna make John go crazy!
I often wish I had a button I could push that would cause every invertebrate life form within a hundred yards to fall instantly and painlessly dead. (Painlessly? Sure. Iām not inhumane, you know.)
I have environmentally sensitive friends who think this strangeā¦.
Iām at my uncleās down in Maine (State BirdāMosquito) slapping for all Iām worth. āHey, Unk, aināt these mosquitoes bothering you?ā āAh donāt take it personal.ā
It has been said that mosquitos prefer Type O blood.
Meanwhile, Iāve met only one other person besides Jon Arbuckle who the mosquitos like better than me, and heās on this side of the fourth wall with me.
Llewellenbruce over 14 years ago
Why arenāt they biting Garfield?
vlechtja over 14 years ago
too much cholesterol?
Roger Smith over 14 years ago
Cat fur tastes terrible. Try biting a cat sometime.
moronbis over 14 years ago
Jon is āsweetā.
Nebulous Premium Member over 14 years ago
Nose and ears need to be protected. The rest of a cat is practically invulnerable to mosquitoes.
GreatEighthSin over 14 years ago
Yupā¦ that looks about right.. especially this year..
IdahoSpud over 14 years ago
Donāt find this funny because there are too many beautiful places that are totally ruined by mosquitoes. Iām with Jon on this one.
sthnprince over 14 years ago
i bet a couple of these Alabama skeeters could tow an eighteen wheeler!
mjbdiver over 14 years ago
If Jon keeps flapping like that, heāll be flying like a bird.
jelatinMAN over 14 years ago
Mosquitis, the fear of being bitten/stung by a bug. It makes you see bugs that arenāt there and you slap just to slap. Itās gonna make John go crazy!
Dkram over 14 years ago
Iāve seen mosquitoes that should have running lights.
\\//_
peter0423 over 14 years ago
I often wish I had a button I could push that would cause every invertebrate life form within a hundred yards to fall instantly and painlessly dead. (Painlessly? Sure. Iām not inhumane, you know.)
I have environmentally sensitive friends who think this strangeā¦.
lewisbower over 14 years ago
Iām at my uncleās down in Maine (State BirdāMosquito) slapping for all Iām worth. āHey, Unk, aināt these mosquitoes bothering you?ā āAh donāt take it personal.ā
Wish I could have that attitude.
cats32 over 14 years ago
lol
JanLC over 14 years ago
Michael Brennan: wouldnāt that be mosquitobia? āitisā on the end of a word indicates infection or inflammation.
jeffreybradmc over 14 years ago
I wonder if Jonās related, Roseās husband, heās fears spiders. Rose is on comic.com, youl find it there, and see what I mean.
SilverSlyder over 14 years ago
uuhh maybe garfield and jon shouldnt have been outside and besides jon is a birdface :-p
SilverSlyder over 14 years ago
why does he look like hes crazy though
SilverSlyder over 14 years ago
surely Harry hill wouldnt be as silly as jon XD
Iwa Iniki over 14 years ago
Garfield takes plenty of Vitamin B12.
Rakkav over 14 years ago
It has been said that mosquitos prefer Type O blood.
Meanwhile, Iāve met only one other person besides Jon Arbuckle who the mosquitos like better than me, and heās on this side of the fourth wall with me.
Pray for us.
JP Steve Premium Member over 14 years ago
JanCinVV said, about 11 hours ago
āMichael Brennan: wouldnāt that be mosquitobia?ā
Thatād be up here in Canada ā fourth provice from the left.
codycab over 14 years ago
Jonās face: HAH!
The Uchiha Clan about 4 years ago
Ur terrifying, Jon