Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 05, 2015

You don’t need to go to the weather guru. He’s already got an umbrella.

They should have talked to the travel guru.

A news report from someone that see nothing,a sports report from someone that hears nothingand a weather report from someone above the clouds.

The sports guru probably shouts loudly enough that they don’t have to get any closer to him to hear what he has to say. (Seems like most sports announcers are always on maximum volume). And the news guy can probably only tell our hikers about the latest serial murder. So what’s really missing is the entertainment guru…

Dick Nourse, Bob Welti, and Paul James. Their likes will not be there again.

Comedy Central is just two steps backwards….

I thought that was the Premium Package. Or did you want the Special Superdeluxe one?

Weirdly cool….

Mine may not be premium, but I do have a nice package.

The premium package would include the enlightenment channel. The Zen channel would actually be two channels – one to watch, and the other not to watch.

Well, there is a choice. It is the reach which is the effort.

HILARIOUS.

I was talking about my satellite deal.Gee whiz, what were you thinking I meant?

GaijinrabbitIt is about the sun anyway. Umbrella = little shadow; parasol = parry the sun; brolly = see umbrella; bumbershoot = OK, some things have no logic (probably looks like a gun but won’t shoot).

Which sounds more like a mushroom cloud to me.

I guess the sports guru must like the Packers because he’s wearing Aaron Rodgers number. lol