Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 16, 2015

No, but depending on the kind of guy he is he may be attracted to her scent.

Don’t think duct tape will help either. The 2 most important tools not helping here…

It might fix it.

If her soar throat was causing a squeak, I know people who swore spraying WD-40 on the outside of the neck helped soar throats. 

I have known people to spray WD-40 on arthritic hands and knees, and swear it worked. with a rebel yell, she cried moar, moar, moar

Pig failed to read the WD-40’s warning label about not to spray in eyes nor inhale it.

It’s the thought that counts…. Thanks pig.

She’s a slippery one.

isn’t that assault? Why isn’t Pig in jail with all the stupid stuff he does to people.

Rat said something that was “OK” for a change ! :-O

oiled and ready

Live and learn.That is, Pig, learn. Neighbor Nancy, live? Or is she as expendable as a Neighbor Bob?

Online dating services should provide Skype. Then, there’d be no surprises.

Can and label is the wrong color for WD-40.

Some people would say that you don’t know until try. I’m willing to watch someone else try and see the results.

If she’s dating Al Borland, WD-40 might as well be Chanel No. 5.

How about 3-in-One Oil?

Hey, Pastis! Shouldn’t that have been Rat’s reaction? I know, I know, Pig’s just tryin to help . . .Just saying . . .

At least Pig had the good sense to move his coffee mug before spraying her in the face.

Now THAT’s what I call “perky.”

only works for the tinman

Had a friend once (i won’t mention gender) who was going to use WD-40 to fix squeaky brakes

saner minds prevailed

please note*rat didn’t speak up until AFTER. way to go rat! although he was probably wondering if wd-40 worked too.

Classic!

xxx

That is the Dollar Store WD40 not the name brand.

In the last week, there have been some really good comics. I am impressed.

She won’t rust now!

Well, if he’s into cars, she can help now.