Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for December 26, 2015
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Richard's Poor Almanac - by Richard Thompson Sorry Santa Finger Puppet Uh-oh! Forget to buy a present for some random relative? Give him/her our Sorry Santa finger puppet, the gift that admits you screwed up. He/she is sure to appreciate your brutal honesty, probably. Sorry, _____! simply cut out & tape together in the normal manner. Fill in the recipients name here. No more than 5 letters, please. I got a Sorry Santa with my name on it! It's so much better than this god-awful hairy sweater! Jeez, you're lucky! I got a coupon for Tower Records.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Ah, this takes me back. I used to love Tower Records. They were just a couple of blocks from where I worked.
Sisyphos almost 9 years ago
Sorry Santa requires the use of scissors. They don’t allow me that, here….
comixbomix almost 9 years ago
I wonder whether the coupon’s any good online?