Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for December 08, 2015

Sounds vaguely familiar…

If you go to a “fortune teller” to see about your chances at being elected, you have already lost (the exception was reagan).

See Mr. Trump, I hear he has big balls!

Elections, where Democrats only vote for Democrats and Republicans only vote for Republicans and nothing either side says will change anyone’s mind. Whatever candidate gets the nomination will get their votes.

There are things that Hillary has done that made me so I can’t vote for her, I can’t vote for Trump either, or Sanders or…well you get the idea. I’ll end up voting for some independent who has a snowballs chance in hell of winning because after all my research they’ll be the best candidate from this independent.

People are too loyal to their parties on both sides.

I wonder how many citizens there are in Id?

Possibly 20 – 30?

So what’s the position of the mayor worth, seeing that the Fink is absolute monarch and despot?

Are you certain that’s the job you want?

You might have been led to AdBlock Plus. I read about something at GoComics that worked for me. I think it was AdBlock, but since moving to Windows 10 I can’t find the program listed – but it’s still working.

Cthulhu for President..Because, why would you vote for a Lesser Evil? .

right about now, I’d like to vote against both.

since both parties are two sides of the same coin and are both bought by multinational corporations, vote independant and say bye bye to the known crooks.