Rubes by Leigh Rubin for December 10, 2015

Corn cobs work just fine…

Take away their 2-ply and the world is doomed.

What’s this sign made of anyway?

There were times when I was on the wheat harvest that I used straw.

There are families that use cloths now. It’s pretty gross. You wipe with special cloths and put them a separate laundry basket. It’s disgusting. I’d rather toilet paper.

Then why is the out house made of wood?

I’ll visit Vietnam soon. Many tourists bring their own TP in case they go somewhere with none, but I plan to go native for a little while.

I sit on the floor and drag my butt across the carpet. My dog showed me how.

Best laugh I’ve had this week!!!