The Wandering Melon by Mike Shiell for December 04, 2015

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    Ida No  almost 9 years ago

    Welcome to Heck. I’d like you to meet the other hecklers.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    Your host, a minor celebrity here, used to write self-help books.

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    Mike Shiell Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    I want to hear your candidates for those who YOU think deserve a special place in HELL!

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    JBetty Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    My candidate:People who abuse animals!

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    Olddog1  almost 9 years ago

    Cashiers who put the paper change in your hand and then bounce the coins on it.

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    dragonbill  almost 9 years ago

    People riding bicycles thru pedestrian crosswalks and other pedestrian zones.

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    Mike Shiell Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    Now, we’re cookin’!

    How about neighbors who spark up their leaf blower promptly at 7:00 am (or before!) on a Sunday morning?

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    Kirk Barnes Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    Somewhere, in the lowest levels of Hell……

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    miscreant  almost 9 years ago

    The guy who parks in handicapped spots because he’ll only be a minute.

    ALL of Congress.

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    Peam Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    Come directly from Human Cull w/o your $200.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    Any bureaucrat ever who took the power of their position as a license to rule with impunity.

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    Willene C Skinner Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    The person who invented answering machines for businesses – the kind that one has to push button 1 for this & button 2 for that, and is difficult to talk to an actual human being.

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    welsh1  almost 9 years ago

    “people who monopolize the comments section by posting dozens of comments one after another…”

    I 2nd gopher gofer

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    rgcviper  almost 9 years ago

    Hey—I know a lot of these people …

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