The Wandering Melon by Mike Shiell for December 04, 2015

Welcome to Heck. I’d like you to meet the other hecklers.

Your host, a minor celebrity here, used to write self-help books.

I want to hear your candidates for those who YOU think deserve a special place in HELL!

My candidate:People who abuse animals!

Cashiers who put the paper change in your hand and then bounce the coins on it.

People riding bicycles thru pedestrian crosswalks and other pedestrian zones.

Now, we’re cookin’!

How about neighbors who spark up their leaf blower promptly at 7:00 am (or before!) on a Sunday morning?

Somewhere, in the lowest levels of Hell……

The guy who parks in handicapped spots because he’ll only be a minute.

ALL of Congress.

Come directly from Human Cull w/o your $200.

Any bureaucrat ever who took the power of their position as a license to rule with impunity.

The person who invented answering machines for businesses – the kind that one has to push button 1 for this & button 2 for that, and is difficult to talk to an actual human being.

“people who monopolize the comments section by posting dozens of comments one after another…”

I 2nd gopher gofer

Hey—I know a lot of these people …