Jon: Do you think I'm good enough for Liz?
Garfield: HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!
Jon: You're the wrong guy to ask.
Garfield: Oh, I think I laugh for everyone.
I drive a school bus and teach in a small rural high school. Years ago my wife ran the elementary computer lab. One of this year’s seniors was in 2nd or 3rd grade and riding my bus when he finally made the connection between my wife and I. He looked at her and said “Mr. Good’s your husband? He doesn’t seem your type.” We’ve never let him forget it.
Ya know, maybe just once Garfield could show a little empathy for Jon, try to understand his relationship woes, his sexual angst when he’s around women,maybe, maybe,,,naaaa!
Jon, you’re maybe not the best boyfriend, but you’re good enough for Liz.You’re not greatest boyfriend either Garfield, but you’re good enough for Arlene.
Templo S.U.D. almost 9 years ago
Good luck, Jon, on asking Lyman… the fellow has been gone since about 1983.
codycab almost 9 years ago
You guys are still dating right Jon? So watcha worried about?
Farside99 almost 9 years ago
She still thinks she can change you.
Can't Sleep almost 9 years ago
Doesn’t matter what Garfield thinks – Liz has the only vote that counts.
Kaputnik almost 9 years ago
Well, we don’t know anything about Liz’s previous boyfriends. Jon may actually be a step up for her.
Max Starman Jones almost 9 years ago
All I know is that the Jon/Liz relationship robbed us of one of the funniest recurring jokes: Jon’s failure at relationships. I miss those days.
gooddavid almost 9 years ago
I drive a school bus and teach in a small rural high school. Years ago my wife ran the elementary computer lab. One of this year’s seniors was in 2nd or 3rd grade and riding my bus when he finally made the connection between my wife and I. He looked at her and said “Mr. Good’s your husband? He doesn’t seem your type.” We’ve never let him forget it.
Alphaomega almost 9 years ago
Ya know, maybe just once Garfield could show a little empathy for Jon, try to understand his relationship woes, his sexual angst when he’s around women,maybe, maybe,,,naaaa!
SpongeBob1995 almost 9 years ago
Jon, you’re maybe not the best boyfriend, but you’re good enough for Liz.You’re not greatest boyfriend either Garfield, but you’re good enough for Arlene.
Number Three almost 9 years ago
Why don’t you ask her that, Jon? She’ll probably lie and say yes but still.
xxx
Numbnumb almost 9 years ago
Maybe Liz’s philosophy is, “Pity the Fool”?
Thomas & Tifffany Connolly almost 9 years ago
Brutal honesty cuts both ways.
Tarredandfeathered almost 9 years ago
A Cat Laugh..And you thought a Horse Laugh was bad…
The Swift Spy over 1 year ago
Says the guy who’s been dating her since the ’70s