Close to Home by John McPherson for December 19, 2015

  1. Grandpa hef
    Jeff0811  almost 9 years ago

    That’s udderly ridiculous. There are some other ones I can think of, may mention them later if not used by then.

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    PICTO  almost 9 years ago

    “Meet the meat…”Name that author.

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    whiteheron  almost 9 years ago

    It’ll be dressed before they serve it.

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    JChris1689  almost 9 years ago

    Comes with a side of Cree-peas

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    J Short  almost 9 years ago

    Hard to keep abreast of where the udders are.

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    P51Strega  almost 9 years ago

    Still, it’s less painful than the Turkey Club.

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    P51Strega  almost 9 years ago

    It is a very moooving performance

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    Rwill  almost 9 years ago

    Just say no to the lap dance offer.

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    ImpishCoder  almost 9 years ago

    It looks like what’s left is a skirt steak.

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    Rwill  almost 9 years ago

    I’m waiting for the Polled Hereford dance.

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    zippykatz  almost 9 years ago

    Um, isn’t her udder a little high up?

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    RonBerg13 Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    Shouldn’t her hands be covering the udder place?

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    Jeff0811  almost 9 years ago

    I guess we’re going to milk this one for all it’s worth. I thought the same thing about udder placement, butter heart’s in the right place.

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