Do you really need to shout “defend yourself”? I prefer to catch them off guard. M’Lunga did you know your zipper is down? Or, “Hey, your shoes untied.”
Tarzan better hurry or it will be too late for Betty. M’Lunga really has the advantage here because all he really has to do is stall while Merala does her thing.
M’Lunga will expire soon…..spiked by Tarzan’s steely blade. However, will they make it in time to save sweaty Betty, who I am sure is dripping right now. Plus, Merala’s about to “get hers” in more ways than one! :)> TwistyStoryEndsSoonAGowa!!
Polsixe almost 9 years ago
Sword fightin’ ability counts and M’Lunga should have the “edge” there.
charliefarmrhere almost 9 years ago
That missed swing with a heavy sword may cost him, & before he can do a back swing, it appears he might be wide open for a fatal blow from Tarzan.
davidf42 almost 9 years ago
My money’s on Tarzan. Any bets?
J Short almost 9 years ago
Do you really need to shout “defend yourself”? I prefer to catch them off guard. M’Lunga did you know your zipper is down? Or, “Hey, your shoes untied.”
Old Comic Strip Lover almost 9 years ago
Tarzan better hurry or it will be too late for Betty. M’Lunga really has the advantage here because all he really has to do is stall while Merala does her thing.
profkatz almost 9 years ago
M’Lunga will expire soon…..spiked by Tarzan’s steely blade. However, will they make it in time to save sweaty Betty, who I am sure is dripping right now. Plus, Merala’s about to “get hers” in more ways than one! :)> TwistyStoryEndsSoonAGowa!!
Ushindi almost 9 years ago
There’s one reason I would never make a good Tarzan – I’d be BEGGING my companions to interfere, quickly!