Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for July 12, 2010

GASP!! There is nothing worse than criminal misuse of barbecue sauce!

Is this one of those Philadelphia Experiment deals where the person gets fused with the floor or something?

I hope she’s not cursing Zippy. Er, no, he uses taco sauce.

I’m new to this comic…..thanks to fellow Sock Puppets for recommending it…..

It’ll take me a while to figure out this humor….

I always wanted to know about the criminal missuse of Barbeque Sauce…

There aughtta be a law. Proper use of barbecue sauce is an art. Just look at all the different bottles and jars they use. And the labels, well…

I curse you for your ongoing campaign of harassment against Joe Allen Doty!

People who are fixed, static targets shouldn’t curse so much! It’s not only unseemly but also dangerous: what if a swarm of West Nile Virus-infected mosquitoes were to suddenly appear?!

MontanaLady. Who are the Sock Puppets? Do they attack? http://obituarytypo.blogspot.com/2010/07/attack-of-puppet-people.html

And forget about figuring out the humor here. Picture yourself in a small boat with no motor or oars, drifting aimlessly out to sea. Each day a little farther. Some of us are hundreds of miles from land, clinging precariously to life just so we can continue reading this comic strip. Did I forget anything?

enough with the induendos, magundos…It was not cursing it was only saying.

I have a lot of catching up to do. Serves me right for not visiting here more often.

Whaletail, you have provided us with a beautiful summation of the character and circumstances of Frog Applause readers.

The Blog: Nikola Tesla was a fascinating character. I recommend the biography by Margaret Cheney. A “hands-on” guy, very intuitive, not much theory (not that there was all that much back then), he burned a lot of money trying to use high voltage electricity for something it wasn’t really meant for.

Here, let me pin it to your breast if you don’t want it on your wrist.

Curse you, Red Baron.

Those are some serious charhes, lady! Got any evidence???

Uh huh.

I curse those that curse while wearing a kayak spray skirt.

Dr. Bob’s Blog guardian: Beware!

http://drbob456.typepad.com/blog

poof !

hate it when my prawns get burned on the barbie

just hate it— almost as much as i hate being stuck in a hole in the ground with a mouthful of curses

I almost was wrong. Forgive me. I was almost wrong in 72. I would hate to disillusion you by saying more. G’bye.

Unfortunately, “misuse” does not rhyme with “sauce”.

Au contraire, some of us subscribe to barbecue sauce relativism.

usfellers,

I tried running your first post through Google translate, but Aussie is not an available language choice. I’ve no clue, mate!

The Blog: Stiletto During the 50s, in my neighborhood, a switchblade was a spring-activated knife where the blade flipped out from the side vs a stiletto where the blade emerged straight out of the handle. Don’t think this one is spring loaded. Life-or-death fishing emergencies???

A kayaker lady! why didn’t I think of that! No wonder she is cursing the misuse of barbecue sauce. Now she’s stuck in that contraption and Rotifer is not here to help her navigate the rapids!!!

Oi vey!

Now, I hate to be picky, but…that ain’t no compass on The Blog, Teresa. It’s a CLOCK!!!!

Here’s how you can tell: Compasses got only one hand. Clocks got two, and sometimes even three.

Notice that I always show respect by capitalizing The Blog (or at least Blog).

It is a clock which will serve as a compass thru the tumult of ever’day life. I think.