Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 01, 2016
December 31, 2015
January 02, 2016
Transcript:
Goat: Hey, Pig... Any New Year's resolutions this year?
Pig: Just this new 'eat what you want' diet.
Goat: How does it work?
Pig: You get fat. Sounds like you don't know a lot about nutrition.
Last New Year resolution I ever made was around my mid to late teens. And that was to stop making resolutions in the future. Been terribly easy to keep and it doesn’t come with the guilt of a few days, weeks, or months later from failing to maintain a resolution.
congrats mr pastis, this is the Bestest comic of 2016 so far. and like AreYouBeingServed’s Mrs (Mary Elizabeth Jennifer Rachel Abergavenny Betty) Slocum i am unanimous in that.
jean kerr once recommended the eat only what you don’t like diet. and if you really need to lose weight fast, stick to stuff you positively hate. of course, remember"please don’t eat the daisies"
Dr. Nick: “With my diet, you can eat whatever you want, whenever you want!”Marge: “And you’ll lose weight??”Dr. Nick: “You might. It’s a free country!”
BE THIS GUY almost 9 years ago
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
Templo S.U.D. almost 9 years ago
Garfield may like that diet Pig’s having.
Mikel V almost 9 years ago
My kind of diet. I’m in!
Bilan almost 9 years ago
Sorry Pig. You can’t get fat.
Sherlock Watson almost 9 years ago
It’s also known as the see-food diet; whenever you see food, you eat it.
mabrndt Premium Member almost 9 years ago
knight1192a almost 9 years ago
Last New Year resolution I ever made was around my mid to late teens. And that was to stop making resolutions in the future. Been terribly easy to keep and it doesn’t come with the guilt of a few days, weeks, or months later from failing to maintain a resolution.
Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Pig should write a book.
Sandfan almost 9 years ago
Keep on makin’ that bacon, Pig.
juicebruce almost 9 years ago
Pig on a see food diet all you have to do is control the amount of intake not what it is :-)
Richard Howland-Bolton Premium Member almost 9 years ago
@ mfhorn
….poop….
Carl R almost 9 years ago
I think that in reality we all are on that diet. The key is to want things that are good for you.
PICTO almost 9 years ago
I’m on two diets…You get more food that way.
Number Three almost 9 years ago
My New Year’s Resolution is to not make any New Year Resolutions.
xxx
cupertino jay almost 9 years ago
congrats mr pastis, this is the Bestest comic of 2016 so far. and like AreYouBeingServed’s Mrs (Mary Elizabeth Jennifer Rachel Abergavenny Betty) Slocum i am unanimous in that.
Sisyphos almost 9 years ago
That’s a manly diet you’ve got there, Pig! Go for it; that’s more bacon, later down the line….
abbybookcase almost 9 years ago
jean kerr once recommended the eat only what you don’t like diet. and if you really need to lose weight fast, stick to stuff you positively hate. of course, remember"please don’t eat the daisies"
kdale26176 almost 9 years ago
This is the best comic strip of the year so far!
rgcviper almost 9 years ago
Reminds me of a dialogue from “The Simpsons” …
Dr. Nick: “With my diet, you can eat whatever you want, whenever you want!”Marge: “And you’ll lose weight??”Dr. Nick: “You might. It’s a free country!”
Happy New Year, all.
LuvThemPluggers almost 9 years ago
To the contrary, Goat seems to have the system down pat.
angelfiredragon almost 9 years ago
Not always, some people have great genetics that will prevent them from getting obese.
glowing-steak32 almost 9 years ago
Go on a seafood diet. If you see food, you eat it.
KelpTheGreat over 4 years ago
Author “Colin Foster” has created an iToons based off of this strip: https://www.mezzacotta.net/itoons/?comic=64