Eek! by Scott Nickel for March 12, 2009

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    margueritem  over 15 years ago

    This sample tests very high for sugar…

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    boozoothatswho  over 15 years ago

    This might be funny if drug testing labs weren’t a total insecure joke. And if people weren’t so dumb they buy the idiotic and scientifically insupportable garbage about steroids enhancing performance in baseball.

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    WickedCrazy  over 15 years ago

    Hilarious!!

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    Totalloser Premium Member over 15 years ago

    Howard Stern used to gargle with peoples urine to drug test them

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    Digital Frog  over 15 years ago

    My fav was the story about the guy who freaked out the lab tech by putting apple juice in the specimen cup, and just before he hands it to her goes “hang on, looks a little weak - let me run it through again” and then drinks it down.

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    lisa4romMpls  over 15 years ago

    Reminds me of Austin Powers saying, “This coffee tastes like s**t!”

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    Dry and Dusty Premium Member over 15 years ago

    I think I’d just get a new glass of apple juice!

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    Miserichord  over 15 years ago

    Joking aside, just look for the cup without a bar code. Drug testing samples are VERY carefully tracked. Making a mistake in tracking can cost the testing lab BIG bucks.

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    farren  over 15 years ago

    That’s not a drug testing lab. It’s a urine testing lab, and there is a big difference.

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    runar  over 15 years ago

    DigitalFrog says:

    My fav was the story about the guy who freaked out the lab tech by putting apple juice in the specimen cup, and just before he hands it to her goes “hang on, looks a little weak - let me run it through again” and then drinks it down.

    Larry Niven had a character do that in one of his novels.

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    TheWildSow  over 15 years ago

    A farmer’s home-brewed beer was tasting a little off lately, so he sent a batch off to a testing lab. In transit, the label was lost. He got this letter back:

    “Dear Sir: Your horse has diabetes.”

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    calvinandquestionmark  over 15 years ago

    Far Side did this same cartoon - just with the guy asking where his glass of dysentry was as the guy in the lab was drinking what he thought was lemonade.

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    AlexisCasto  over 4 years ago

    Showed this to my sister who is becoming a medical lab tech and has done urine analysis and thought this was funny. XD

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