The Dinette Set by Julie Larson for March 29, 2018

Well Mr. DUHHHH. YOU are just out of luck.You will starve to death,because th you don’t haveAnything to cook on. Our keep you warm.

What if you don’t have a BRAIN!

You do what Bear Grylls did. You have an assistant producer come over with lighter fluid and a match.

Why is Burl there he would never go out into the wilderness.

Someone should smear some honey on Burl and blow a bear whistle.

I miss Scat Tissue.

I’d probably be SOL too. I don’t think I could start a fire using two sticks or two rocks. I was in cub scouts for a while but don’t remember a thing we did or learned. I do remember we got to ride on a float in the Christmas parade. That was back when they were held at night and not called Holiday parade.

Euel McGyver – watch out for Patty and Selma Bouvier!