The Dinette Set by Julie Larson for October 20, 2018

And yet he lives to see another day……

Those two boneheads carrying guns? I shudder to think! And, isn’t hunting a bit too much like EXERCISE? Maybe they hunt the way my husband’s relatives do . . . they sit out in lawn chairs by the barn until a deer walks by.

And then there was a man who had a black and white vest; he was shot my another hunter, who thought he was a zebra. In Oregon!

I say we suggest that Burl should really disguise himself as part of the environment the game wardens will ignore. Deer antler hat. Brown, hairy shirt. Flippy tail with white underneath. Oh, and he should keep moving around so they won’t see him too often. .But Jerry’s smart. Is it open season for bears yet?

I always wormed my way out of fishing. Hunting was ten times as silly, so I went for the time away from the city where there was a lot more and accurate shooting. Ah old San Francisco.

Burl and Jerry should go hunting with Dick Cheney.

Oh forgot about Dicky boy wounded if still alive

Hey, the victim apologized! (credit Paula Poundstone).