The Dinette Set by Julie Larson for February 06, 2023

You know it’s amazing…they met another couple just as dumb and clueless as they are.

Some years ago I inhaled a chicken piece…….SCARY….I was alone, you have to not inhale or your done, I rammed myself into a counter corner. Never chicken again. But now I bought one of those things thats vacuum it out?? Hope never to need it

Carrying a heavy book might slow him down when he’s chasing ambulances.

The lawyer could care less about people getting better, recovering, etc. He’ll make his money on those who don’t and blame others.

Is Julie plugging a book by a relative? Check the author of the puzzle book on the coffee table…

It looks like Burl is asleep but his hand is moving slowly toward the candy dish…

The title is – " First Aid For The Home Fallout Shelter " The expanded 1952 edition.

….these revelations must have freaked Dale out a bit….his eyes are higher up on his head today……..

Hope the next time Tom’s choking, someone calls the paralegals.

Once we were having pizza with friends who had no kids. Our youngest was about 2 and a half, and I looked at him and said “He’s choking.” My wife said, “No, he’s fine.” I said “No, he’s not!” and picked him up and gave him the Heimlich. He spat out a big wad of cheese, and I sat down. I looked at my friends, and they both were sitting there mouths agape. They never did have children.

dunce cap on me for reading this

Dam$ it Jim, I’m a lawyer not a doctor. ☺️

Probably got the book cheap for gift to nephew