The Dinette Set by Julie Larson for April 15, 2023

Who is the 2nd person in this conversation, who is the she?

If I had to visit the Penny’s house all the time, I’d try hard to be forgetful.

In fact, I might pray for total amnesia.

Timmy might grow up with psychosomatic gaps in his memory.

Timmy, YOU smell. Your family STINKS.

Timster, just peal the black tape off the fan switch and turn it on….!

All houses smell. It may not be a smell you know. That smell could have been burl farting too much…

My mother in law has no filter. She’ll go into the bathroom after someone’s been in there and say “Whooo! SOMEone has an upset tummy!”

Timmy: “Grandpa, why is the paint peeling off the wall in here?”

The flowers have no stems.

Youshould use air fresheners in bathroom but you are probably to cheap

…why because Grandpa’s just been in there, Timmy…….