That’s me. When I could go to a movie I was always the 1st one out. I did go to a movie where the audience applauded after the movie??? I couldn’t get out fast enough!
You can pull into an empty parking lot a few minutes before a store opens. You can park in any one of the hundreds of empty spaces. But no matter where you park in that empty lot, where does the second car that arrives park? Why right next to you, of course. And inches from your car, so that they will be sure to ding your car the minute they open their door. Never, ever understood that “logic”.
Many years ago I went to a movie and there were only about 4-5 people in the whole theater…(I think it was the Poseidon Adventure) I was sitting there with no one anywhere around, and then I see a guy out of the corner of my eye walking down the aisle…and he chooses my row…and he keeps getting closer…and closer…and then he plants himself right next to me…and he stinks like he took a bath in gallons of booze… (I waited about a nanosecond and moved…far far away)
The dude from FL Premium Member over 1 year ago
That’s me. When I could go to a movie I was always the 1st one out. I did go to a movie where the audience applauded after the movie??? I couldn’t get out fast enough!
InTraining Premium Member over 1 year ago
and that couple will be moving on soon enough….!
BlitzMcD over 1 year ago
You can pull into an empty parking lot a few minutes before a store opens. You can park in any one of the hundreds of empty spaces. But no matter where you park in that empty lot, where does the second car that arrives park? Why right next to you, of course. And inches from your car, so that they will be sure to ding your car the minute they open their door. Never, ever understood that “logic”.
MeGoNow Premium Member over 1 year ago
Jack discovers there’s actually a good side to the intractable flatulence that’s coming his way from that grande bean burrito.
paranormal over 1 year ago
Those folks will suddenly decide they are in the wrong place…
SofaKing Premium Member over 1 year ago
Amost as bad as standing at a urinal and someone decides to pee right next to you, when all the rest are empty.
radgrom8109 over 1 year ago
They’re like the car that parks next to you when the parking lot is empty. Annoys the crap out of me.
wildlandwaters over 1 year ago
Many years ago I went to a movie and there were only about 4-5 people in the whole theater…(I think it was the Poseidon Adventure) I was sitting there with no one anywhere around, and then I see a guy out of the corner of my eye walking down the aisle…and he chooses my row…and he keeps getting closer…and closer…and then he plants himself right next to me…and he stinks like he took a bath in gallons of booze… (I waited about a nanosecond and moved…far far away)
anncorr339 over 1 year ago
Iif I were those people I would wait till they sit down and move to another seats