The Dinette Set by Julie Larson for December 27, 2023

Well, that’s unfriendly!

Re: “the list”………Read “Guess Who Had To Heave At Dinner”………..

Burl almost had THE BIG ONE. Oh well, maybe next time.

Joy must have a coupon for one large pizza. Maybe have them cut it into 20 slices then they all will get 5 each.

Burl has a Master’s Degree in Cheapskate…!

If y’all are going to eat what Burl orders and pays for, Burl will have that 12 " baby cut into twenty slices.

What was she thinking? One pizza? That was a formula for the greatest Stooges head bonk of all time. Of course, if they’re willing to pay for a large, that means the topping is Vito’s special ground gristle sausage.

hint hint…

“Call city about loud kids at amusement park”…I know! The incessant screaming!! Can’t these kidz control themselves?!?

‘Use old corn pads for chair coasters’…just doin’ their part for the environment!

…and ‘make manwich or pizza’…leave the pizza to the pros, I say. (if there’s one thing my wife can’t do is make a good pizza…everything else, tho, is primo!)

That is just mean