Scary Gary by Mark Buford for December 20, 2015

  1. Idano
    Ida No  almost 9 years ago

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    PICTO  almost 9 years ago

    Looks like Leopold is getting a steel jacket for Christmas…

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    Sisyphos  almost 9 years ago

    Fair is fair. But I’m afraid lest Santa shoot more reindeer than mutants. A rearward-mounted gun, or even a belly-pod, would work better with his sleigh and its nine-deer powertrain….

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    Duncan Idaho  almost 9 years ago

    Father Christmas, give us some moneyWe’ll beat you up if you make us annoyedFather Christmas, give us some moneyDon’t mess around with those silly toys

    But give my daddy a job ‘cause he needs oneHe’s got lots of mouths to feedBut if you’ve got one I’ll have a machine gunSo I can scare all the kids on the street

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    TheWildSow  almost 9 years ago

    Someone please post the tutorial of how to post a video? Regardless….a machine gun is NOTHING. When they said Santa was a Fat Man I don’t think this is what they had in mind!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ic5aOV1XYJg

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    craigwestlake  almost 9 years ago

    Just get the Santa from Futurama…

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    Joken'  over 8 years ago

    All I want for Christmas is .50 cal!

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