Barney & Clyde by Gene Weingarten; Dan Weingarten & David Clark for July 16, 2010

Clyde’s the guy I’d ask about relationships. In cartoon logic, does a park bench represent my couch?

There was nothing about ‘telling the truth’ in our pre-nup.

You want the truth?!

YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!

Tomorrow, Lucretia tells Barney she must go out for the evening, to comfort an old friend who’s feeling down…

I like Lucretia’s hair. It’s so…ROUND.

Her hair reminds me of that YIN/YANG symbol.

However, Lucretia, you round-hair, you - millions do help one deal with gross toe hair, don’t they?

(Didn’t Sweet Fancy Moses do one about “Round-Haired Woman”? No, wait - that was “Greasy Haired Woman” - my mistake.)

I think it was Elvis:

Well a round-haired woman, Hairy-toed man, Been the cause of trouble Ever since the world began. Oh yeah, ever since the world began A round-haired woman been A thorn in the side of man!

Barney’s a Hobbit!