FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for August 03, 2010

Coming up next: the race to the bathroom, and to find some Maalox…

You are both assuming it actually was a hamburger and not something else. Have eaten the “oreo filling chips” that I found on the washer one afternoon I have sort of been there, done that, except the “filling” turned out to be some dribbles of the baking soda and ammonia mix Mom had made to put on my sister’s beesting.

Ken

Well, now we know why you dwell in a coffin: early eating habits leading to an early demise. :)

Just needs a little BBQ sauce, a slice of raw onion, some pickles, and a bun. The proper additions can make even a “veggie” burger edible.

Teenager+food=no problema.

Welcome to my new restaurant: Sam and Ella’s!

The French-fry rule is three years.

Bargrove - then I’ve got some treats for you behind my car’s seats. Traveling long distances with little kids provides lots of that sort of thing…

to sandfan

Hey! veggie burgers are yummy Way better than dead animal flesh. Shudder.

You guys forget: the dad cooks things to a crisp. Any bacteria that lived in there died long ago - and nothing else could find a surface to start growing on!

Later on: Roger: Andy? Have you seen the charcoal briquette I left on the BBQ?