Monty by Jim Meddick for January 05, 2016
Transcript:
Jarvis, I really don't think I could've done it without you. You provided a most excellent model! Quite lifelike... Don't you agree? It's hard to assess from inside, sir... Now pretend you hear a passing motorist and wave a hand hello. Oh, my, that's very good! Very good! And sir... Might I request an additional scarf?... It's actually quite chilly in here...
NeedaChuckle Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Can’t Jarvis get a more higher class job, like ditch digger.
Flash Gordon almost 9 years ago
A passing motorist? You mean they’re actually that close to the road? . BTW, last year I went to an estate sale at an actual estate in an extremely wealthy Chicago suburb. The driveway was a half mile (0.8km) long. The house (mansion the size of a mega mall) was a bit more than a half mile from the secluded two lane “main road”. I didn’t buy anything because most items cost more than my monthly income. I felt intimidated just being there.
steverinoCT almost 9 years ago
I’m focused more on Sedgie thanking Jarvis for his help. Low bar, but still…
Sisyphos almost 9 years ago
Kind of a reverse House of Wax, eh wot, gov’ner?Jarvis, if you survive, DEMAND hazard pay!
Kroykali almost 9 years ago
Jarvis does not get paid enough.
Carl R almost 9 years ago
Building that next to the road, and having Jarvis wave to the passing motorists might cause a few accidents.