Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for December 20, 2015

If Horse were a snobbish burglar, he would be a condescending con, descending.

Right before this strip, I read Red & Rover, and noticed the escalator riders were leaning back. I thought, “that doesn’t happen,” and then came to this strip.

Is that an E-scale Ator?

For those of you who survived elevator music, we now present escalator music!:Today’s selection: “Stairway to Heaven.”

Ella Vader prefers to be known as E. Vader.

That explains why you never see her in public.

Bunch of great comments today… Thanks for escalating on this…. ! ! !

Now have Horace play guitar in a down elevator so the music reads Chinese style.

Get down, get down, get down, get down, get down tonight.

The way I heard it was that if Ella Fitzgerald married Darth Vader, she’d be Ella Vader.

If he was in treble before he went down, now he should be in the bass-ment.