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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 12, 2016
January 11, 2016
January 13, 2016
Transcript:
Rat: Pig really has a chip on his shoulder.
Goat: What kind of chip?
Pig: Cow chip. I fell asleep in the pasture.
Goat: You just keep getting classier.
having raised pigs, I can tell you they donāt care what they haveā¦theyāll poop on themselves and roll in it, mix it in with mud and be the happiest in the world.
them and cows are probably the messiest animals I ever raised.
ā¦and us farm kids used dried āpasture piesā for bases in ye olden tymes (post-war)and barefoot softball. A crick had to be waded to āget back to the houseā, so it gave us a chance to get rid of the prickers and other āun-cured pieā that the outfield contained. Good/bad timesā¦
BE THIS GUY about 9 years ago
Knock that chip off and go take a shower.
knight1192a about 9 years ago
Were they playing Cow Chip Bingo?
Templo S.U.D. about 9 years ago
eww
Sherlock Watson about 9 years ago
I notice that Paris was smart enough to ask what kind of chip; heās getting to know these loons.
Jonathan Mason about 9 years ago
What the **** is a cow chip?
Kali39 about 9 years ago
Wrong, Stephan. Absolutely, wrong!
jmarkoff2 about 9 years ago
At least itās not a pie in the face.
juicebruce about 9 years ago
Must be a fresh one since it is stuck on Pigās shoulder !
PICTO about 9 years ago
This reminds of the nearsighted Scotsman who lost his tam in a cow pasture and thought he found it three times.
Claire Jordan about 9 years ago
A cowpat, to fellow Brits.
Plods with ...ā¢ about 9 years ago
Works for me.
Sisyphos about 9 years ago
Honestly, Cartoon-Boy, are you always so full of chip?Bring on Ratās baseball bat!
whiteheron about 9 years ago
Got the chip in the dale. He feels like dancing.
smorbie the great and beautiful about 9 years ago
I love it when they criticize Pastis.
dadoctah about 9 years ago
Cow Chips. The new crunchy little beef snacks from Frito-Lay.
Cameron1988 Premium Member about 9 years ago
heās just a chip off the old block
natureboyfig4 Premium Member about 9 years ago
Goes great with sheep dip! :-P
angelfiredragon about 9 years ago
having raised pigs, I can tell you they donāt care what they haveā¦theyāll poop on themselves and roll in it, mix it in with mud and be the happiest in the world.
them and cows are probably the messiest animals I ever raised.
Carl R about 9 years ago
Cow chip and Buffalo chip tossing is an event held in the Midwest. The record for Buffalo chip tossing is 187 feet, and was set in 2000.
eepeqez about 9 years ago
In Australian English that is a ācow patā ā so with some adjustments to the text, the cartoon would still work.
unca jim about 9 years ago
ā¦and us farm kids used dried āpasture piesā for bases in ye olden tymes (post-war)and barefoot softball. A crick had to be waded to āget back to the houseā, so it gave us a chance to get rid of the prickers and other āun-cured pieā that the outfield contained. Good/bad timesā¦
mggreen about 9 years ago
Class, and all of it LOW.
abbybookcase about 9 years ago
for the most part, bathroom humor should stay in the bathroom. it rarely is worth sharing
whiteaj about 9 years ago
Not a chip. Dung.
Number Three about 9 years ago
Yuck!
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Acomicfan about 9 years ago
Learn to draw cow poop Stephan
Jayred the Player over 7 years ago
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DragonNerd about 4 years ago
Like the cow pie Calvin and Hobbes strip.I physically cannot stop laughing Great pig new fashion trend