The Buckets by Greg Cravens for January 03, 2016
January 02, 2016
January 04, 2016
Transcript:
Having kids has ruined my figure. I'm sorry. Was that your line? Very funny. What are you talking about? Just this: I'm going to start eating better and get down to the weight I was before we had the kids! Hey, dad. It's spirit night for my school at Chuckleburger. We have to eat there so the school gets donations. Hey, dad. My schools doing a fundraiser. How many gallon cans of gummy bears do we want? I put four. See? I'd have believed you, but you changed Eddie's four to six.
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moontime70 about 9 years ago
I heard somewhere that eating a lot of gummy bears can cause explosive diarrhea..be careful Bucket…
inshadowz about 9 years ago
If I was to get down to the weight I was before I got kids, I’d have to lose darn near half the man that I am today.
AtypicalReader about 9 years ago
I remember the story about the gummy bears also…Google “diarrhea gummy bears review” to find the most hilariously awful reviews of the 5 pound bag of Haribo Sugar Free Gummy Bears
Number Three about 9 years ago
I don’t care how much I weigh. However I wouldn’t advise using BMI. It’s a load of rubbish. It doesn’t take muscle weight into consideration.I would only be open to losing some weight if my doctor or nurse advised me to.But for now, I don’t care.xxx
Comic Minister Premium Member about 9 years ago
Agreed Sarah.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 9 years ago
Larry: “Hey, that’s all about raising money for the school! I’m bringing those gummy bears into the office now that ‘weird week’ is over.”