The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for July 28, 2010
July 27, 2010
July 29, 2010
Transcript:
Pirate: No gold. No jewels. No oil. Just a buncha cereal... not even a good cereal. Who is this guy anyways? Cap'n Soggy? Somewhere off the coast of Somalia...
Those pirates don’t know who they’re messing with, the Quaker Oats company is a lot more war-minded than that “Quaker” name would suggest. They’re going to wind up with their Crunch Berries in a vise.
Cap’n Crunch was my favorite cereal as a kid. And I never had problems with them going soggy. That’s some harsh and unfair criticism, methinks. They DID, as lobkiller said, scratch the roof of your mouth a little, though! Funny he would remember that; I had forgotten.
margueritem over 14 years ago
Oh, that cut him to the quick.
Nivekian over 14 years ago
Oh no! The Cap’n’s gonna’ get mad, those guys are seriously in for it!
ksoskins over 14 years ago
Those pirates don’t know who they’re messing with, the Quaker Oats company is a lot more war-minded than that “Quaker” name would suggest. They’re going to wind up with their Crunch Berries in a vise.
Manitobaman over 14 years ago
haha Captain Crunch. I remember that guy…..
Commentator over 14 years ago
Why are those tropical pirates wearing heavy boots with socks??
Plods with ...™ over 14 years ago
Saves on splinters?
lewisbower over 14 years ago
Capt Crunch is part of my nutritious breakfast along with Tropicana and Smirnoff.
Larry Miller Premium Member over 14 years ago
Radish, Daws Butler isn’t around to answer that so we’re left to Quake.
Recipe, Lew?
LKD over 14 years ago
Oh this is hysterical, Nice job Scott.
Oh no, the eyes are ‘x’d out? You killed Cap’n? You bastard.
mjbdiver over 14 years ago
Hurry, Cap’n, make it happen!
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
I used to love that cereal. I don’t think I ever had a soggy bite.
Digital Frog over 14 years ago
The Captain should be glad they’re just pirates and not cereal killers!
lobkiller over 14 years ago
haha frog…best one in a long time!
CC used to either go soggy, or if you ate it fast it tore up the roof of your mouth and gums!
tamron over 14 years ago
@Digital Frog Awesome!
If they think Cap’n Crunch is soggy, what do they eat? Bricks?
Wilphart over 14 years ago
Cap’n Crunch was my favorite cereal as a kid. And I never had problems with them going soggy. That’s some harsh and unfair criticism, methinks. They DID, as lobkiller said, scratch the roof of your mouth a little, though! Funny he would remember that; I had forgotten.
bobpeters61 over 14 years ago
Don’t you know you can’t get away with the crunch because the crunch always gives you away?