Okay, the insect is the same size as the people. I knew I forgot to do something today. Brings a whole new meaning to a friendly swat on the back side.
JOHANAN Were you in my medications again. First of all, what state recognizes same sex inter species marriage and who would take the blood test? Second there is the offspring, with young nymphs flying around, how would John complete the speedy completion of his appointed rounds through rain , snow and gloom of night?
NO FACES! Yea THOM! Looking after the mental health of our nation, or one small corner in New England.
leakysqueaky712 over 14 years ago
John………..Just tell him to buzz off.
carmy over 14 years ago
Yikes, what would their children look like?
Llewellenbruce over 14 years ago
John’s got a pretty big stinger.
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
Yeah, but something about him bugs me.
leakysqueaky712 over 14 years ago
Ya had to go there huh Llewellenbruce.
Ooops! Premium Member over 14 years ago
Okay, the insect is the same size as the people. I knew I forgot to do something today. Brings a whole new meaning to a friendly swat on the back side.
Coyoty Premium Member over 14 years ago
Don’t worry, the mails are harmless.
But the mother-in-law can be a real bloodsucker.
COWBOY7 over 14 years ago
It will work as long as he is a widespread carrier.
Good Morning everyone
WoodEye over 14 years ago
Grrooooannn!!! What a pun!
Rakkav over 14 years ago
And the pun’s not even based on good biology. The male mosquito doesn’t suck blood or carry malaria; the female does.
Unless, of course, we are dealing with a lesbian marriage (with the, er, groom in butch) on top of everything else…
(sorry, Thom, but that critique was too good to pass up, and it’s the only way I can match the way-out humor of my peers around here…)
Rakkav over 14 years ago
Oh, and just to be even more annoying: we can get pretty species-specific on the mosquito, too! :))
lewisbower over 14 years ago
JOHANAN Were you in my medications again. First of all, what state recognizes same sex inter species marriage and who would take the blood test? Second there is the offspring, with young nymphs flying around, how would John complete the speedy completion of his appointed rounds through rain , snow and gloom of night?
NO FACES! Yea THOM! Looking after the mental health of our nation, or one small corner in New England.
Larry Miller Premium Member over 14 years ago
Mosquitos are just flies. Really annoying flies.
Face in the floor between the semi-happy couple and the chair.
Yukoneric over 14 years ago
GROANNNNNNNNNN.. That’s as bad as VAN AERIAL DISEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PFRY over 14 years ago
Looks like a face in the picture, between the mountains, looking down.
freeholder1 over 14 years ago
LEW????
freeholder1 over 14 years ago
He has that other girl, Mal Aria, that he’s always keeping company with. I wouldn’t trust him, lady.
freeholder1 over 14 years ago
He’s even done something about his sleep apnea: he snores ZZZub, ZZZub when laying on his back.
Rakkav over 14 years ago
Uh, Lew, taking the blood test isn’t the problem. The problem is keeping John from taking it… from his intended!
cleokaya over 14 years ago
She’s not pregnant that’s just a bite.
COWBOY7 over 14 years ago
Lot’s of great puns today. Awesome, Doc! ROFL
Allan CB Premium Member over 14 years ago
Mornin’ Birdbrains and Thom!
ladywolf17 over 14 years ago
OKAY! THAT’S THE LAST TIME I WILL EVER WATCH A GIANT INSECT MOVIE.
Dry and Dusty Premium Member over 14 years ago
Maybe they’ll honeymoon on the West Nile!
Bargrove over 14 years ago
That’s not a stinger. It’s a proboscis. (maybe)
MisngNOLA over 14 years ago
I’ve had just about anopheles comments today.
TheAuldWan over 14 years ago
“Quick Henry, the Flit!” That will tell you how old I am. Dinosaurs know….
ottod Premium Member over 14 years ago
MisngNOLA: I give that one a 10.
leakysqueaky712 over 14 years ago
TheAuldWan said, about 6 hours ago
“Quick Henry, the Flit!” That will tell you how old I am. Dinosaurs know
What about 612…..remember that one??
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
Shaas-baat!