Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for July 17, 2010

  1. Mr peanut
    leakysqueaky712  over 14 years ago

    John………..Just tell him to buzz off.

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    carmy  over 14 years ago

    Yikes, what would their children look like?

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    Llewellenbruce  over 14 years ago

    John’s got a pretty big stinger.

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    GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago

    Yeah, but something about him bugs me.

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    leakysqueaky712  over 14 years ago

    Ya had to go there huh Llewellenbruce.

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    Ooops! Premium Member over 14 years ago

    Okay, the insect is the same size as the people. I knew I forgot to do something today. Brings a whole new meaning to a friendly swat on the back side.

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    Coyoty Premium Member over 14 years ago

    Don’t worry, the mails are harmless.

    But the mother-in-law can be a real bloodsucker.

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    COWBOY7  over 14 years ago

    It will work as long as he is a widespread carrier.

    Good Morning everyone

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    WoodEye  over 14 years ago

    Grrooooannn!!! What a pun!

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    Rakkav  over 14 years ago

    And the pun’s not even based on good biology. The male mosquito doesn’t suck blood or carry malaria; the female does.

    Unless, of course, we are dealing with a lesbian marriage (with the, er, groom in butch) on top of everything else…

    (sorry, Thom, but that critique was too good to pass up, and it’s the only way I can match the way-out humor of my peers around here…)

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    Rakkav  over 14 years ago

    Oh, and just to be even more annoying: we can get pretty species-specific on the mosquito, too! :))

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    lewisbower  over 14 years ago

    JOHANAN Were you in my medications again. First of all, what state recognizes same sex inter species marriage and who would take the blood test? Second there is the offspring, with young nymphs flying around, how would John complete the speedy completion of his appointed rounds through rain , snow and gloom of night?

    NO FACES! Yea THOM! Looking after the mental health of our nation, or one small corner in New England.

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    Larry Miller Premium Member over 14 years ago

    Mosquitos are just flies. Really annoying flies.

    Face in the floor between the semi-happy couple and the chair.

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    Yukoneric  over 14 years ago

    GROANNNNNNNNNN.. That’s as bad as VAN AERIAL DISEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    PFRY   over 14 years ago

    Looks like a face in the picture, between the mountains, looking down.

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    freeholder1  over 14 years ago

    LEW????

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    freeholder1  over 14 years ago

    He has that other girl, Mal Aria, that he’s always keeping company with. I wouldn’t trust him, lady.

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    freeholder1  over 14 years ago

    He’s even done something about his sleep apnea: he snores ZZZub, ZZZub when laying on his back.

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    Rakkav  over 14 years ago

    Uh, Lew, taking the blood test isn’t the problem. The problem is keeping John from taking it… from his intended!

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    cleokaya  over 14 years ago

    She’s not pregnant that’s just a bite.

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    COWBOY7  over 14 years ago

    Lot’s of great puns today. Awesome, Doc! ROFL

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    Allan CB Premium Member over 14 years ago

    Mornin’ Birdbrains and Thom!

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    ladywolf17  over 14 years ago

    OKAY! THAT’S THE LAST TIME I WILL EVER WATCH A GIANT INSECT MOVIE.

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    Dry and Dusty Premium Member over 14 years ago

    Maybe they’ll honeymoon on the West Nile!

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    Bargrove  over 14 years ago

    That’s not a stinger. It’s a proboscis. (maybe)

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    MisngNOLA  over 14 years ago

    I’ve had just about anopheles comments today.

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    TheAuldWan  over 14 years ago

    “Quick Henry, the Flit!” That will tell you how old I am. Dinosaurs know….

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    ottod Premium Member over 14 years ago

    MisngNOLA: I give that one a 10.

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    leakysqueaky712  over 14 years ago

    TheAuldWan said, about 6 hours ago

    “Quick Henry, the Flit!” That will tell you how old I am. Dinosaurs know

    What about 612…..remember that one??

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    GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago

    Shaas-baat!

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