Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for July 17, 2010

John………..Just tell him to buzz off.

Yikes, what would their children look like?

John’s got a pretty big stinger.

Yeah, but something about him bugs me.

Ya had to go there huh Llewellenbruce.

Okay, the insect is the same size as the people. I knew I forgot to do something today. Brings a whole new meaning to a friendly swat on the back side.

Don’t worry, the mails are harmless.

But the mother-in-law can be a real bloodsucker.

It will work as long as he is a widespread carrier.

Good Morning everyone

Grrooooannn!!! What a pun!

And the pun’s not even based on good biology. The male mosquito doesn’t suck blood or carry malaria; the female does.

Unless, of course, we are dealing with a lesbian marriage (with the, er, groom in butch) on top of everything else…

(sorry, Thom, but that critique was too good to pass up, and it’s the only way I can match the way-out humor of my peers around here…)

Oh, and just to be even more annoying: we can get pretty species-specific on the mosquito, too! :))

JOHANAN Were you in my medications again. First of all, what state recognizes same sex inter species marriage and who would take the blood test? Second there is the offspring, with young nymphs flying around, how would John complete the speedy completion of his appointed rounds through rain , snow and gloom of night?

NO FACES! Yea THOM! Looking after the mental health of our nation, or one small corner in New England.

Mosquitos are just flies. Really annoying flies.

Face in the floor between the semi-happy couple and the chair.

GROANNNNNNNNNN.. That’s as bad as VAN AERIAL DISEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Looks like a face in the picture, between the mountains, looking down.

LEW????

He has that other girl, Mal Aria, that he’s always keeping company with. I wouldn’t trust him, lady.

He’s even done something about his sleep apnea: he snores ZZZub, ZZZub when laying on his back.

Uh, Lew, taking the blood test isn’t the problem. The problem is keeping John from taking it… from his intended!

She’s not pregnant that’s just a bite.

Lot’s of great puns today. Awesome, Doc! ROFL

Mornin’ Birdbrains and Thom!

OKAY! THAT’S THE LAST TIME I WILL EVER WATCH A GIANT INSECT MOVIE.

Maybe they’ll honeymoon on the West Nile!

That’s not a stinger. It’s a proboscis. (maybe)

I’ve had just about anopheles comments today.

“Quick Henry, the Flit!” That will tell you how old I am. Dinosaurs know….

MisngNOLA: I give that one a 10.

TheAuldWan said, about 6 hours ago

“Quick Henry, the Flit!” That will tell you how old I am. Dinosaurs know

What about 612…..remember that one??

Shaas-baat!