Monty by Jim Meddick for January 22, 2016
January 21, 2016
January 23, 2016
Transcript:
So you maintain that you did not attempt to steal a 55" flat screen TV from the premises at 32 Sycamore Lane?!!... No sir... I swear I didn't. I thought I was helping Timmy Wilkins dislodge a snowboard from a tree branch after a double mctwist 1260. Clearly he's positioning himself for an insanity plea. He's a crafty one, this sonnuva @#$%...
NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 8 years ago
It will be a successful defense.
Sisyphos over 8 years ago
It’s the appropriate defense for Monty. A stretch of time alone meditating in a rubber room might do him some good….
R2-Wolf over 8 years ago
Better call Saul!
Alphaomega over 8 years ago
Monty,crafty? Ha,HaHaHaHa)- Time to lawyer up!
fishbulb239 over 8 years ago
A 1260? C’mon – nobody can spin around or flip or whatever 3.5 times! Especially when combined with a double of something else!
Dave over 8 years ago
@sandfleaah, yes, the tuck position…
PettyMower over 8 years ago
Looks like a Forensic Files case to me!
rgcviper the black cat over 8 years ago
… monkey, right? Sonuva monkey?