Monty by Jim Meddick for January 22, 2016
January 21, 2016
January 23, 2016
Transcript:
So you maintain that you did not attempt to steal a 55" flat screen TV from the premises at 32 Sycamore Lane?!!... No sir... I swear I didn't. I thought I was helping Timmy Wilkins dislodge a snowboard from a tree branch after a double mctwist 1260. Clearly he's positioning himself for an insanity plea. He's a crafty one, this sonnuva @#$%...
A 1260? C’mon – nobody can spin around or flip or whatever 3.5 times! Especially when combined with a double of something else!