ahem…. yep…we gots wok up servisus… 24/7…and… uh…. we prey thet yall have scene the lite (beer)an thet yew shud nevr pass out up the oppurtoonity ta donate to the plate…. “BLeschew”!!!!(sniff*)
I would become a philanthropist.Honestly though, i would pay off the mortgage and car and probably buy a couple of adult toys (Tesla?, Porsche?), but everyone knows what i want.I would LOVE to set up a not-for-profit for transportation of wheelchair bound people.Jut to take care of the just-for-fun transportation for those people.(…sigh…)Well, i can dream.
Well I for one am disappointed I didn’t win the Lottery. I’d all but packed for that trip to Fiji where the whole family had planned to lie around for a couple of weeks while we decided what to do next.
Aaah, the P-Ball. It was a nice fantasy while it lasted. Jackpot split three ways, but I could have been gracious about that. Realistically, the first things to do – BEFORE claiming the prize – are meet with an accountant, a lawyer, a banker, and a real good financial adviser. Photocopy your ticket, then put it in a safety deposit box. Sadly, most folks who win big prizes end up bankrupt within 4-6 years.
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member almost 9 years ago
From all 4 of his “friends”
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member almost 9 years ago
So do half the people on Facebook
Superfrog almost 9 years ago
You know you deserve it.
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Someone in Chino Hills Ca won. What would you do with all that money?
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Well, Rose…. I’d thought of some great uses for it….
but…. sigh…. I’ll have to save them for next time…
whiteheron almost 9 years ago
Don’t you have to like yourself first?
Linguist almost 9 years ago
We have a Sunday Service at the Tiki almost every Sunday morning with Munky presiding and preaching ( when he’s sober awake available )
Susan leads the congregants in the hims and palms , that’s hymns and psalms !
Drinking during the services – which are mercifully brief, (unless *Munky*’s on a roll ), is encouraged but not mandatory.
ChessPirate almost 9 years ago
And what you’ll get is discouragement and flagellation…
Dr Sheriff MB esq PhD DML almost 9 years ago
ahem…. yep…we gots wok up servisus… 24/7…and… uh…. we prey thet yall have scene the lite (beer)an thet yew shud nevr pass out up the oppurtoonity ta donate to the plate…. “BLeschew”!!!!(sniff*)
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member almost 9 years ago
I would become a philanthropist.Honestly though, i would pay off the mortgage and car and probably buy a couple of adult toys (Tesla?, Porsche?), but everyone knows what i want.I would LOVE to set up a not-for-profit for transportation of wheelchair bound people.Jut to take care of the just-for-fun transportation for those people.(…sigh…)Well, i can dream.
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Well I for one am disappointed I didn’t win the Lottery. I’d all but packed for that trip to Fiji where the whole family had planned to lie around for a couple of weeks while we decided what to do next.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Aaah, the P-Ball. It was a nice fantasy while it lasted. Jackpot split three ways, but I could have been gracious about that. Realistically, the first things to do – BEFORE claiming the prize – are meet with an accountant, a lawyer, a banker, and a real good financial adviser. Photocopy your ticket, then put it in a safety deposit box. Sadly, most folks who win big prizes end up bankrupt within 4-6 years.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 9 years ago
The most likely place for Bert to find adulation is the mirror.
Chris Sherlock almost 9 years ago
You’re definitely on the wrong site, Bert!
mistercatworks over 1 year ago
Boy, have you got the wrong end of the stick.