Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for January 10, 2016

OK…. where is everybody??I got here an hour and a half late…and I’m first?Were the new strips late again tonight?

Not only is this place deserted, I just checked Facebook…Tony didn’t post a question OR the new strip, or a new Avant Gauche….

So I will ask a question…Where are you?

Nosirrom…Well, OK, I’m posting again…. so you can too, and be number four, as well.

Go ahead… go fourth!

Oh! Hell! Its Sunday maybe he is at church!

I don’t need to know it all. I have Google as my home page.

My wife tells me when she first met me I was Mr. Right….she just didn’t know my first name was “Always” .Well, I am what I am…..

If you lived where I do, you’d be waiting in the snow. We got more last night , the roads are covered again……..I’m sick of snow! Enjoy your urban outing – whatever it is……I’m staying in!

I’m here now, I slept in this morning.

OK, roll call.

I’m number 14; that’s two 7s, right?

Lucky me… two sevens!

Is Tony’s question…

Do you know when to stop asking?

Ok so it looks like I’m #16. That’s two 8’s or four 4’s or one 8 and two 4’s or sixteen 1’s………..I don’t know when to shut up so I’m sure I don’t know when to stop asking questions. Which way did he go George which way did he go? :-p

My wife says she married me because I knew everything. Boy, was she disappointed. heh heh

Ooooo And what is she reading??

OKAY! I have NO FREAKIN’ IDEA “what is what” around here ANYMORE! I am SO FAR BEHIND in my QUEUE, I will just say, I DO KNOW EVERYTHING, JUST ASK ME!